500+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend (2022)

Looking for Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Best Friend? These funny wishes will surely make your best friend laugh on her special day. Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend is the perfect way to celebrate a friend’s birthday. This way, your friend will feel really special and will definitely remember the message you sent her.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.”

“[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!”

“At our age, drinking and eating cake isn’t anything special. That’s just called Thursday night. Hope your birthday is extraordinary!”

“At , we looked forward to drinking. At , we could rent a car. Now the next milestone is… discount dining at Denny’s.”

“At this point, birthdays are more like cruel reminders than celebrations. Let’s make the best of it!”

“Can’t keep calm, it’s my best friend’s birthday.”

“At this age, hangovers don’t hit like they used to. So make sure you cancel all your plans for tomorrow.”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Girl Best Friend

“Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.”

“Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age.) Best wishes!”

“Does this mean we have to start going on cruises for our annual trips?”

“For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.”

“Finding an age-appropriate gift was a challenge… nothing is fun anymore.”

“Girl, you are thirty, flirty, and… surviving.”

“Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.”

“Happy birthday to a dear friend who has never acted their age. Never change.”

“Happy birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend. Here’s to another year of spilling tea and making fun of other people’s Facebook posts.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best friend in English

“Happy birthday to one of my best friends! Here’s to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.”

“Happy birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait… I meant from someone.”

“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

“Hey man, look on the bright side: you’re almost old enough to start dating someone half your age.”

“Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.”

“I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.”

“I know we haven’t aged in spirit because Taylor Swift songs still hit the same.”

“I always knew we’d be friends till we were old and gray… but the gray part came a lot sooner than I expected.”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Male

“I wanted to get you the cast of ‘Magic Mike’ but they were too expensive. So I’ll just call the fire department when you start cooking tonight instead.”

“I promise I’ll tell you if you start turning into your mother/father if you do the same for me.”

“If everyone aged like you, Botox would be obsolete!”

“I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say happy birthday!”

“I’m so glad I found you all those years ago. Making friends at this age would suck.”

“I’m sorry to inform you, we’re officially too old to crush on Harry Styles.”

“I’m so glad we’ve managed to make this friendship work despite the generational difference.”

“It’s your birthday. Let’s do something stupid together.”

“I’ve always been able to trust you with all of my secrets, and now, even more so, because I’m not sure you’ll remember them!”

“I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.”

Funny Birthday Wishes in English for Best Friend Girl

“Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.

“Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need.”

“Like any good friend, I got you only the most practical gifts… prune juice, Depends, and a whole lot of alcohol.”

“May your birthday rock as hard as you did in marching band.”

“May you grow old and rich, so that you can leave me a big inheritance.”

“May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.”

“On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.”

“Only XX years ’til you can get that mid-life crisis car!”

“No one wears your age like you do.”

“Remember when we watched ‘ Going on ‘ and thought  was so old?”

“Remember that pact we made about getting married if we’re still single by ? Well, you better put a ring on it.”

Funny Birthday Wishes in Marathi for Best Friend

“The older I get, the more I dislike people. Glad you made the cut before it was too late!”

“The good news: we’ve been friends for all these years. The bad news: it’s been a lot of years.”

“Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.”

“Two tips for your birthday:  Forget the past, you can’t change it.  Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!”

“This year is the year you’re too old for presents, right?”

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we can be *new* friends!”

“What’s the age rule for dating? Half your age plus seven years? So for you that’s… never mind. If I say they’re too young, they’re too young.”

“Welcome to spinsterhood, girlfriend!”

“When we were younger, old lady stuff like crochet was cute and quirky. Soon it’s just going to be expected of us.”

“Woah, time flies when you’re having fun! How’d we get so old?”

“You age like fine wine.”

“Why does the dancing queen have to be ? The dancing queen should be whatever age you are.”

Messages Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. Good thing your other half is so wonderful.”

“You make me feel so young when we’re together. Thanks for being born first.”

“You know everything about me and still decide to be my best friend… you are a deeply disturbed woman, you know that right? Happy birthday!”

“You were born on this date, so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.”

“You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!

“You’ve always been able to rock any hair color… gray included!”

“You’re officially too old to shop at Forever “

“You’ve always been the mom friend… but now you’re at the right age for the role!”

“Best friends never need to be told they are best friends. So, I don’t need to tell you, right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!”

“At what age do we have to stop having slumber parties? Asking for a friend. It’s me. Your friend.”

“From now on we should give our ages in Roman numerals. We’ll sound smart, and it will take people a while to figure out how old we are.”

“Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.”

“From now on, we’re only doing brunch. Bedtime is :”

Funny Advance Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“Happy birthday to one of my favorite guys! I hope your day is as awesome as you are. And yes, I know that sappy stuff makes you cringe. But we don’t always get what we want for our birthday, do we?”

“Happy birthday, best friend! It is amazing the number of years we have known each other. Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.”

“Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.”

“Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people, and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy birthday best friend!”

“I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born… Happy Birthday!”

“I got tired of counting candles on your birthday cake so we can just relight a few times.”

“I’m so glad that we are growing older together, and that you’ll always have a head start!”

“In the Victorian Age, we would be almost dead!”

“Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy birthday!”

“It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.”

“May God give you the appetite to enjoy your big day to the max, despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.”

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!”

“May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday!”

“Remember when we thought dad bods were hot? Now they’re our only dating option.”

“Our self-esteem is supposed to peak at  ‘Til then, there are always birthday messages from near-strangers on Facebook to make us feel seen.”

“Remember when we thought wine was so sophisticated? Now it’s the only thing people our age drink.”

“Please promise me you’ll never be one of those people our age who shocks me with how grown up they act.”

“Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!”

“To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.”

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy birthday!”

“We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.”

“You don’t have birthdays — you level up! Happy level up day to my best friend.”

“You used to get so annoyed when you were carded by every bartender. Now you’ll thank them!”

“You don’t look a day over  Wait, today’s the big -?”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female

“You’ve reached the age where your pregnancy would be labeled ‘geriatric.’ I think that’s just the universe telling you, don’t have kids. Stay wild and free with your BFF forever.”

Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment.

Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies. #loveyoulots

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Eat as much as you can because God has kept your birthday as a fat-free special day for you.

Male Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Happy Birthday, darling! Smile until I have enough evidence to report to the mental asylum.

For your birthday, I’ve gotten you something that’s gluten free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text message!

It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

Party hard on your birthday! You can always count on me to give you a night you won’t remember in the morning.

It is your birthday, dear. You cannot stop anyone from having your favorite items for food right in front of you.

Wishing you a brainy birthday! Ample years and yet another year, you have still not grown wiser.

Perfect birthday checklist: family, friends, and alcohol. Enjoy!

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